Thursday, May 29, 2008

Potty Clown


Are you kidding me? What kind of crazy person would have a clown sitting on the crapper next to their crapper??? Where would they sell this? I can't see it at Bed Bath and Beyond. Maybe Big Lots. That would make me use the porta-potty instead.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

John Wayne Gacy


Nothing like a serial killer dressed up like a clown to make your day just a little disturbing.
from wikipedia:
He was convicted and later executed for the rape and murder of 33 boys and young men between 1972 and his arrest in 1978, 27 of whom he buried in a crawl space under the floor of his house, while others were found in nearby rivers. He became notorious as the "Killer Clown" because of the many block parties he threw for his friends and neighbors, entertaining children in a clown suit and makeup, under the name of "Pogo the Clown." He was also in the Guinness Book of World Records for the longest sentence imposed on a mass murderer; he was given 21 consecutive life sentences and 12 death sentences.

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Evil Death Clown


I'm too busy right now to be clever. Here's a little creeper to brighten up yer day.

Thursday, May 1, 2008

disturbing clowny dog


oh lord this is one evil doggy costume! I'd never dress up one of my puppies.

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

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Welcome new readers!

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Happy Birthday Clown


Is that a big ol birthday candle? What is he doing? Too creepy.





P.S. Happy Birthday, Lisa!

Monday, April 28, 2008

Velvet Creeper Clown


Wow, why do people put stuff like this in their home? On purpose? He looks like he'd come alive of the wall at night.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Classically Creeptastic


"Oh ho, boys and girls! It is me, Chucko the Clown! I'm just here to scare the crap outta ya!"

Argh!

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Pennywise


Boy, am I glad I don't have a penis!
I didn't add the caption, just found the image as is. I'm not the only one to view clowns as molestery creatures.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Retro Bondage Clown

How often can one write the above phrase? Clearly, those hotpants with the 24 inch rise are retro, and I spy a rope around her lady-parts and wrists. I wonder if that's a still from some kind of clown-porn? Wow, is that deviant or what?! He might pop the balloons to put her into deeper submission. Oh, what if he keeps the suit on during the sex-part? Creeeeeeepyyyyyyyyyy. Check out his cheeks-that five o'clock shadow suggests an unkempt clown. Even more yucky.

Monday, April 21, 2008

Clown Couture


I don't have a problem with Katie Holmes. Okay, so her husband may or may not be gay and/or crazy. Her daughter is ADORABLE. But this dress is hideous. All she needs is the red nose and she's in business. Oh yeah, and the big red shoes.

ARGH


I'm not sure if this clown is looking creepy on purpose... I know the first two were for sure. Perhaps this one is more creeptastic because he's not purposefully disturbing.
A really evil part of me wants to purchase a clown costume, make someone dress up in it, and shoot pictures of them around town scaring the crap outta folks. It may happen.....

Saturday, April 19, 2008

Clown with Candy


RUN,KID, RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Doesn't that clown look like he's about to tempt that kid into an unmarked van?
Not even candy can make me come that close to a clown.
*shudder*

Friday, April 18, 2008

Clowns!!!!


Does anyone really like clowns? Except for the people who dress up as clowns, I mean. Most folks, when presented with a clown are creeped out, or at least disturbed. Why? What makes them so sinister to so many people? Personally, there is something wrong about disguising ones' self with makeup and prancing about to 'entertain' kids. There is something child-molestery about them. But yet.... I like to find pictures of them to send to my family and friends, just a little shock to the system during an otherwise dull day.
I plan to post a Clown of the Day (CofD) each day I feel like it. I encourage comments and submissions from anyone and everyone.!

This one is my favorite.